here i stand
head in hand
turn my face to the wall
Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out
Hell no, large groups of girls scare the living shit out of me
I’d give my right arm to be in Def Leppard
Thanks for the lift, sailor!
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
How about guys can do and be whoever they wanna be because they’re humans too?
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases